Bucket of Bees

Here’s the original:

And the one from The Family Guy:

Watching this show on PBS about modern day Navajo women competing for the title of Miss Navajo.
Apparently they need to know how to speak the Navajo language.
I don’t think there’s a swimsuit competition.

My friend - we’ll just call her “The Cannibal” - hasn’t pooped since October 18, 2007 at 2:18 PM. The clock below is counting how long it’s been since her last BM. Stayed tuned for our new site, waitingtopoop.com.
Waiting to Poop

Lip Dub - Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger from amandalynferri and Vimeo.

The Whitest Kids U Know. Triumph of the Ill.

The Whitest Kids U Know are a sketch comedy troupe based in NYC and they have their own TV show on the Fuse network. I Tivo’ed their shows and now I can’t bring myself to delete any of them because they’re so darn funny.
Check out [...]

I stumbled on this website that let’s you quickly and easily create your own seal. It’s the Official Seal Generator. And here’s what I made:

Go ahead. Make your own seal right now.  It’s fun and easy.

I just read this awesome story about babies that Sumo wrestle. Check out the picture.

Or maybe they’re supposed to cry. One site (with some more cool pictures of crying baby sumos) said that this is actually a baby-crying contest held in Tokyo on April 28, 2007.
Eighty-four babies born in 2006 took part in the [...]

Have you ever noticed that a large number of criminals, especially murderers, have a middle name of Wayne? Think of serial killer John Wayne Gacy, for example, who killed about 33 people and was known as the Killer Clown.
Well someone else noticed it and started a list of all the heinous Waynes in the [...]

╔╗
╔═══╝║
â•‘ â•šâ•—
â•‘/â–  â–  â•‘ â•«
╔═╣ === ╠═╝
╩ ╚╦═══╦╝
═╝ ╚═

Finally, play a video game called “Mooninite Mauraders”, which is eerily similar to [...]

One of my close friends, Greg, was murdered in November 2005. I think about him all of the time. One of the things I miss most about him are his hugs.
I’ve since realized that my friends/family are divided into huggers and non-huggers. I’m going to ‘fess up. I’m not [...]

Deary me. Have you seen the commercial for this? It was running during American Idol. It’s an artificial knee. Especially for women. Hmmm. This is weird. The tagline is “The Knee Women are Talking About”.
OK, I couldn’t find the commercial that I saw online, but check [...]

Why don’t you fill out this quick survey? Be a part of a historic study on human sanitation habits. Come back after February 28th to see the results.

Samantha’s Cuban Chicken Empanadas
Dedicated to Che Guevera and Alan Goncalves
FOR THE DOUGH
4 cups flour
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoon baking powder
2 teaspoon sugar
8 tablespoons lard
4 tablespoons butter
2 whole egg plus 2 egg yolk
1 cup ice water (more or less, to bring dough to proper consistency)
Sift the flour with salt, baking powder, and sugar. Put half of this [...]

I just googled the phrase “bucket of bees” and guess what, BUCKETOFBEES.com was the first result! We are number one most relevant site for buckets of bees on the world wide web. Awesomely, I also found an actual photo of a bucket of bees from a really cool site by a beekeeper in Sonoma. [...]

Today, I took a pretty good fall and then later, I puked on myself from coughing.
 

Remember the astronaut love triangle story? Well, finer detail now emerges. It turns out the diaper she wore to enhance her driving endurance was actually a “space diaper”.
Someone on Ebay is auctioning off this diaper and claims it was left behind at a bed and breakfast by astronaut Lisa Nowak on [...]

UrbanDictionary.com gives credit to Gallagher for coining the term “ass gasket”. Why does this phrase seem so crude to me? I mean, I’d call my mom a syphilitic cocksucker without blinking, but calling a paper toilet seat cover an “ass gasket” is out of the question… except that I’m titling this story “Ass [...]

Some kid in China killed 443 chickens when he screamed like a little twerp when a barking dog scared him.
What I wonder is: can you really trust local news from China? I’m skeptical, but it sure is damned cute!

Dear Paula Abdul,
I am worried about you.
As the news about Anna Nicole Smith’s death unraveled last week, I thought of another celebrity that everyone suspects is under the influence: Paula Abdul.
Everyone is worrying about you.
You’ve been accused of being heavily medicated, using illegal drugs, or drunk. I don’t know what you’re taking, but it is [...]

Two human skeletons were found in an “eternal embrace” at an archaeological dig site around Mantova, Italy. Experts say they were buried 5,000 to 6,000 years ago.

This morning at the local bagel shoppe, I was paying for my food when the guy at the cashier did a “what’s with this beard thing?” motion, waving his hand around his mouth.
I took it to mean: “What are you doing with your beard?”
Lately, I’ve been experimenting with my facial hair. I grew a full [...]

This is the man that inspired his fellow astronaut, Navy captain Lisa Marie Nowak, to allegedly kidnap her love rival. After her arrest she told the police the diapers in her car were used to reduce stops on the road to commit her crime. Read the whole story on CNN.

Dude, she [...]

A few weeks ago, my mom said she didn’t think any asian guys were hot.  I immediately rose to the challenge.  But, in all honesty, I shopped around google images for asian hunks and didn’t really find someone that I thought was her type.  And then I remembered the one of the hottest men ever [...]