Movie Review: Black Snake Moan (Groan)
Thought this sounded like a great movie. Great actors, Samuel L. (Muthafucka) Jackson and that skinny chick with the nice rack, Christina Ricci. What a let down. I thought there would be all kinds of Hoodoo Voodoo and weird shit as the story was set in the deep South but nothing even close.
The only redeeming quality of the movie was seeing the little blond chick chained up half naked and that got old. I would have spiced the movie up a bit with a few alligators, a crooked sheriff, and maybe a biker gang.
I don’t want to see Samuel L. Jackson on MediCare waiting to collect his Social Security check reading the Bible. There were a few scenes that made me think that this movie might just be a slow starter but it finally ran out of time.
I forgot to mention that Justin Timberlake had a small part. What a crying punk. He better go back to singing because he ain’t no actor.
I give this movie a C+ only because of the nudity and Jackson’s prior body of work.
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