Archives » March 2007
Criminals Named Wayne
Have you ever noticed that a large number of criminals, especially murderers, have a middle name of Wayne? Think of serial killer John Wayne Gacy, for example, who killed about 33 people and was known as the Killer Clown.
Well someone else noticed it and started a list of all the heinous Waynes in the [...]Sanjaya is My American Idol
I am totally fascinated by Sanjaya Malakar, one of this season’s American Idol wannabees. Most people think his singing is terrible, but he’s not as bad as say, Phil Stacey.
Sanjaya has heart, personality and a certain creepiness when he sings. Remember his terrifyingly odd rendition of “Stepping Out With My Baby”? I do, and I’m [...]Knut is Cute
When I first saw pictures of Knut a few weeks ago, I knew he was something special.
Knut is a baby polar bear, born at the Berlin Zoo on December 5, 2006. This week, Knut made his public debut and the press and public were there to greet him. Zoo officials said there were 1,000 reporters [...]
REST IN PEACE: John Griffin
Kathy Griffin’s father, John Griffin, passed away on February 17, 2007 from congestive heart failure and multiple myeloma. I’m so sad. He seemed like a really great guy. And, clearly, she inherited her insane sense of humor from him.
He really stole the show when he appeared on her “My Life on the D-List” show on [...]American Idol: Seacrest, Out?
Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell have been trading spicy barbs throughout the new season of American Idol, but tonight’s show was really outrageous. Consider the following exchange:
Seacrest: What do you consider the hardest part of this contest?
Melinda Doolittle: Wow, um, I would have to say the high heels and these dresses. I [...]Movie Review: Black Snake Moan (Groan)
Thought this sounded like a great movie. Great actors, Samuel L. (Muthafucka) Jackson and that skinny chick with the nice rack, Christina Ricci. What a let down. I thought there would be all kinds of Hoodoo Voodoo and weird shit as the story was set in the deep South but nothing even close.
The only [...]Howard Stern: Battle of the Blobs
The Howard Stern Show is having a “Battle of the Blobs” contest where staff members are competing to lose the most weight. This week’s weigh-in revealed that Artie Lange actually gained two pounds since the initial weigh-in just one week ago! Pretty pathetic, especially when compared to the other notorious slobby gutton on [...]
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Hugs
One of my close friends, Greg, was murdered in November 2005. I think about him all of the time. One of the things I miss most about him are his hugs.
I’ve since realized that my friends/family are divided into huggers and non-huggers. I’m going to ‘fess up. I’m not [...]


